The Speedboat Deer

This happened quite early in my game when I was walking/creeping along the river outside Riverwood and startled a couple of deer stood grazing on the bank. One of them went nuts and ran all over the place before diving into the river. It was only then that his true power and potential was realised!

I actually only began recording around a minute after he started his display of repetitive swimming talent so that guy's got some stamina! I imagine his tale spinning at 1000rpm under the water as he speeds up!

Strange clothing, strange fatal wounds and legless dogs

The clothing name glitch here is quite amusing as I can't be sure if it's down to a programmer's error or just a simple graphical glitch within the game. Likewise I like nothing more than having a walking pincushion of an enemy approach me one moment and then manage to kill another enemy with one single arrow shot to the butt!


Those elves were known to have rather big and rather strange feet
























The Vampire Fledgling Butt is the new Achilles Heal



















Poor old Alvor the blacksmith, died young. Though the coroner had a time telling whether his death was caused by the arrow through the neck...OR THE WHOPPING WARHAMMER INSTERTED IN HIS HEAD!



















Dogs in Skyrim my be a hardy breed but walk across the land too much and their feet and legs wear down to nought but nubs!



















Bandit lip-piercing with comedy, halloween 'rest of the arrow' back-of-the-head attachment
























I'm assuming that this is the loneliest elf hunter in Skyrim as any friend would turn to you and ask 'Are you serious? when it comes to this hairdo!

An XBox 360, a camera phone and a game called Skyrim...

Skyrim. It's bloody big, it's bloody weird and it's bloody awesome! I've already racked up around 80+ hours of play time since it was released and I've probably only covered about 2/5ths of the entire map. In that time though I have come across some strange, strange sights and some entertaining bits and pieces.

Where possible - provided a Cave Bear wasn't chomping on my Wood Elf's head at the time - I've grabbed my trusty phone and snapped some pics of the screen so that those strange and magical moments can be captured for future mirth. The quality of shot is mediocre to say the least but then the same could be said of my gaming exploits in this Bethesda created world.

The intention will be to continue snapping pics until the glitch well runs dry or repetition sets in but for now please enjoy the first batch captured over those 80 hours.

(The vast majority of these shots are genuine finds in-game. Whenever I have purposefully arranged a shot I will include '(M)' to highlight the fact)


The obliviously lucky man..



















"Is it drafty in here?"



















Sharp-tongued witch!



















This game of 'rock, paper, scissors' was so tense the guard had to reach into his own chest to calm his heart down!




















Everyone do the Neo!



















Anyone can hook up at the Skyrim Christmas Party! (M)



















Yoga is popular with a lot of Nord women



















I leave the cave for 10 minutes and she's at the booze barrel like a thirsty skeever!






















Dragon drinking from a giant's toilet